Erotic Locations

Dec 4, 2017

The Erotic Monkey team was having a bit of a discussion the other day. What’s the wildest place you’ve ever done the deed? For starters, and surprising no one, we all had already had car dates that ended in car smut. Even one of our admins who had never had it decided to book one after reading the blog piece on car dates we did earlier in the year.


So what came next? I myself did it at the beach one time, and I don’t mean a nudist beach. My date (who was very expensive I might add) objected to it at first, but it was a nice evening out and it was a holiday, we just got down and dirty, I made sure not to get any dirt on us though. To my surprise, I was the only one.


You all know George, I can confirm a wild story of his: He had booked an appointment but later in the day he damn near broke his ankle, we had to take him to the hospital and he ended up having to wait a long-ass time while they got his X-Rays back and then did the mold for the cast and, well, the point is he was gonna be in there a long time and didn’t want to miss his appointment. Long story short he managed to convince the lady to come in posing as his very worried wife, and George got down and dirty in a hospital bed.


Something I found funny too was that almost half of our staff had already joined the mile-high club, not with escorts though, I wouldn’t wanna know how much an escort chargers for a “round trip,” honestly. When the guys started talking about who had already done it at our offices our boss showed up and shut down the whole conversation though, bummer.


So what’s your kinkiest smut location? Sometimes sex can’t wait and you just gotta do it anywhere.



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sandy_sin4433 :

At 17 on my Dad's washing machine while he was still home.

12-13-2017 14:13:36

somftiglj :

In college I had access to the school's natatorium (the pool for those who don't know what the natatorium is). So on a Sunday when the pool was closed, me and my girlfriend snuck in and locked the door behind us. We put on Scuba Diving equipment which was available for classes at the school. We went to the deep end where the diving boards were and proceeded to ravage each other. I never sucked an air tank empty so quickly. Every time I ever used that pool again, brought back some great memories!

12-13-2017 10:33:59

json80 :

Former Dallas Cowboys Stadium during the off season. On the field, directly on the 50 yard line star under the dome opening. It was sad to see the stadium go to say the least.

12-12-2017 19:34:19

bennysmith :

My first wife and I hiked to the top of Angels Landing in Zion Nat'l Park. We were still in the newlywed stage, and I got very horny seeing her in front of me wearing some very short, tight cutoff Levi's. Since we had a good view of everything below us, and no one was anywhere close, I suggested that this could be the craziest place ever to have sex. Much to my surprise, she agreed! We got right to it, and the rest is history. By the time we finished, we could hear more people making their way up the steep section near the top that is protected by chains. We got cleaned up and dressed just as 2 more couples came into view.

12-11-2017 16:48:38

htrod :

Two moments in my life come to mind. First was not with an escort, but a women who lost her brother due to a long illness. I'd known her several years, she was attractive, not married or in a relationship. He spoke at the service, met at the grave site, continued our conversation after the service. She mentioned that cemetery's ere ugly scary places. I mentioned that there was a pond with Koi fish near by. She asked me to show her, in route, I stopped at a small store to buy bread to feed the fish and a bottle of wine for us. We parked, fed the fish, I held her hand and kissed her check, which lead to use locking lips, hands roaming, hiked dress, fingering, HJ and we fucked right there on the bench in the Gazibo. Never saw her again! Second: I met the escort at a large park off the 10 frwy in Whittier. She arrived late, I mentioned that I'd have to spank her for her being tardy. On the 2nd whack, she asked me to hit her harder, then she pulled her dress up and panties down, lay on a pick nick able and shoved me inside her. This was a weekday, so less people, but the few who saw us fucking hooped it up! She came, I came, we cleaned up as best we could and left. She never asked me for the donation, so I saved $200.

12-10-2017 22:29:05

rockmaryland :

In the bathroom of a Catholic Church

12-10-2017 16:59:24

nyclover :

In a remote location in Central Park.

12-09-2017 18:52:34

woodylee67 :

Houston Texas in the Westheimer district has non functional phone booths. The ideal opportunity presented itself and I went in Clark Kent and came out(no pun intended) Superman with my adventurous date.

12-06-2017 17:08:36

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